The process of
courtship is an endeavor that most men hope to eventually engage in. The
problem is that a lot of men have no idea about how to proceed down the road of
courtship. I think most men make the process too difficult. So, I suggest the
following plan of attack to keep things as simple as possible.
There are many
ways that a man could initiate the process of courtship. The way I see it
though, there is only one way to start out, and that is by saying to a female, “I
am interested in engaging in the process of courtship with you. Do you accept
this offer?” After she says “Yes”, as this is a statement that is sure to pull
at the heartstrings of any female, you need to decide quickly how to respond.
Since simple is the way to go, I suggest going with one of three options. (The
only way that you could get a response of “No” is if the female is already in a
relationship. To make sure this doesn’t happen, take a quick glance at her left
hand. If the left ring finger is clear, you then just need to determine whether
or not she has a boyfriend. If you are confident that she doesn’t have a
boyfriend, I suggest going straight to the proposition listed above. If you are
not confident, I suggest using a subtle lead-in question such as “Do you expect
that a man will place jewelry on your left hand anytime soon?” to give you a
little more information about whether or not she has a boyfriend.)
If you think this
is a classy lady looking for a classy gentleman, respond, “Excellent. You can
expect a cellist, roses, and eggs benedict at sunrise.” A few more months of
classiness like this and you will surely be on the way to your local jewelry store
my friend.
A more laid-back
female might find the statement in the last paragraph to be a classic example
of “coming on too strong” and in rare cases could get you a restraining order.
So, for the more laid-back female that might not be looking for a serious
relationship right away, respond, “Cool, cool. I’ll catch you later baby.”
(Hand female your phone number as you say this and then promptly walk away.)
This may seem like a risk because she will have your phone number and you will
not have her number. But trust me, in a couple of days, you will get a text asking,
“What are you up to?” You will respond to this by saying, “Just playing it cool
baby. You know my style.” A few more weeks of texting where you use “baby” and “cool”
plenty of times and Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” will surely be off her playlist
my friend. (It should be noted that even the most laid-back female might be
bothered by the fact that she never actually sees you and wondering why you are
always “playing it cool.” If you sense that this is the case, send a text
saying, “Baby, you’re so hot, I can’t help but play it cool.” This text is sure
to set your relationship back on track.)
So far we have
covered the extreme ends of the spectrum. Let’s finish by covering what to do
when you encounter a female that falls somewhere in the middle. With the
midrange female, you will want to respond, “Great. Would you like to go to a
malt shop?” After she responds “Yes”, as this is a proposition that any
midrange female will find hard to resist, you may think that you have gotten
past the difficult part. However, it is not the 1950s. So, finding a genuine malt
shop can be difficult. (Trust me, Dairy Queen and Culver’s just don’t work.)
There is no doubt in my mind that the lack of malt shops has derailed many a
man’s chances with a midrange female. Once you find that malt shop though, you
will certainly be on one knee in only a few months my friend.
1 comment:
I haven't been on here in over a year, and it is good to be back. thanks for the advice!
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